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Watching this was like some terrible operation I had to endure in an all-marble operating room, where a poorly rendered mural of Tuscany decorated the ceiling and the nurses were eating Olive Garden, where my liver was replaced with the inner wine bag from a box of Franzia, and I was given no painkillers. The theme from “Goodfellas” played in the background, and as they stitched in my Franzia bag, the nurses kept misusing common words, “Woman!” “Matriarch!” “It-lee!” and I kept wondering why everything was so glittery and awful.
That’s what this show is, it is a Franzia bag jammed inside my guts.
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