Today’s best comments have so much to offer: Bush zingers! Flying while fat solutions! Marriage counseling!
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bush’s Mother Made Him Look At Her Miscarried Fetus:
If only she had shown him a fully embalmed dead soldier.
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Southwest Gave Me The Kevin Smith Treatment :
When I fly while fat, I always request my extra seat be on Maura Kelly’s lap.
If she’s not available, any Marie Claire editor will suffice, but I really won’t be very happy about it.
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Southwest Gave Me The Kevin Smith Treatment
Good thing the 815’ers didn’t fly Southwest. Hurley would have been bumped and then Jack would have been in charge of the Island forever. And no one wants that.
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to You Can’t Miss Russell Brand & Katy Perry’s Giant Wedding Rings:
I agree Dodai, the rings are very pretty. Their size and heft will also make for excellent throwing during the inevitable, “I am so done with you and your bullshit” moment.
• Special Mention Jpeg Of The Day: Here!
Congrats to all!
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