Biel wasn’t at any rehearsals either, and Timberlake reportedly stayed at the party until 5
a.m. — but how did he hear the music over the buzzing about Jessica Biel’s
absence??? (There was much buzzing. “Everyone was buzzing about her
absence,” says a source, suspiciously being the first human in recorded
history to use the word “buzzing” as a synonym for gossiping). [Radar, images via Pacific Coast News]
Every culture has its own holiday traditions: in Holland, you leave out clogs so that St. Nicholas might fill them with candy. In other Alpine countries,
Krampus the Christmas beast throws the bad children into a sack. In the sacred realm of
Kardashian, you Instagram pictures of all the expensive baby crap that designers send to you. This is a delightful practice because nothing in the world is more compelling than a tiny expensive shoe. Thank you Kim. [
Gossip Cop]
Mullingar, the town of origin for
Niall Horan from
One Direction, is putting the singing youth’s face upon their currency. Yeah, I know, we are all thinking it: ABOUT GODDAMN TIME. Okay, it’s not
official currency, per se — it’s special tourist money called “the Gar” that was first minted in 2011 — but still, hahahahahahaha. (Previously,
James Joyce appeared on the Gar but who cares about that guy. He never got his own 3D documentary, that’s for sure.) [
Independent]
- Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son, whom she named Kaius Jagger. Sorry, but that is some Hunger Games shit. [E!]
- Lady Gaga and her boyfriend clasped their claws together in a gesture of love and affection. [E!]
- Everyone kept Googling Kerry Washington‘s wedding this year, as if Google were capable of peering through that shroud of impenetrable mystery. [HuffPo]
- Taylor Swift is going to EGOT one day and none of us can stop it. [Gossip Cop]
- Rita Ora has obtained a bedazzled and customized George Foreman grill. Sure, why not. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan is on Paris Hilton‘s naughty list this year. If that doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, I don’t know what will. [ONTD]
- On the subject of holiday spirit, Rihanna Instagrammed a picture of her Festive Christmas Nails with the hashtag #lookslikeijustfingeredKesha, to which Ke$ha responded, “it was good for me.” PEACE ON EARTH, EVERYONE. [OK!]
- Kylie Jenner toooottaaaallly has a crush on Justin Bieber. And thus the Jenner sisters will continue to try and one-up each other with famous boyfriends until one of them is dating the Shroud of Turin and the other is dating the actual moon. [Pop Crush]
- Like a man handcuffed inside of a tank filled with piranhas, Hugh Jackman had attached his name to a musical about Houdini. But not anymore. He is out of there. [Billboard]
- ABC ran the original Sound of Music and its ratings were way worse than those of the Sound of Music Live! proving that hate-watching is a powerful thing. [The Wrap]
