Just 50-Something Divorced Guy Things!

Eight months after Sacha Baron Cohen finalized his $75 million divorce from his wife (which you are obligated to say this way, of course) Isla Fisher, the actor and comedian has a new love interest: a 27-year-old OnlyFans model. You know what they say…there’s no truer love than the kind you find with a woman just 10 years older than your daughter!

On Thursday, the Sun published a series of photos of Cohen (who is 53 and an accused sexual harasser, to be clear) and Hannah Palmer leaving dinner together at an undisclosed location earlier this week. According to eyewitnesses, the pair got on like a house on fire.

“They spent two hours inside and seemed deep in conversation,” one onlooker told the tabloid.“Despite the age difference they were getting on really well and seemed to have a lot to talk about.” Ever noticed how men are suddenly so engaged when in conversation with a model half their age??

Apparently, the two were introduced last month at Taika Waititi’s 50th birthday party in Ibiza. Palmer, a pal of Waititi’s wife, Rita Ora, posted photos from the ultra-exclusive celebration. As one “insider” claimed: “Sacha and Hannah would have been introduced at the party.” They added: “Only a close-knit group were invited. It was a big sit-down dinner party before they went dancing in the villa’s nightclub.” Fifty-year-olds going clubbing in Ibiza? Groundbreaking.

Meanwhile, it seems Fisher is unlikely to be all that bothered. If you believe the recent reports, the former couple of over 20 years have both moved on and are doing just fine co-parenting.