Arnon Milchan, who produced
Mr. and Mrs. Smith says that
Jennifer Aniston threw
Brad Pitt out of their house after he confessed his love for
Angelina Jolie. These are the same tabloid rumors we’ve been hearing for six years now, complete with Brad storming off on his motorcycle, but we’re supposed to care now because they’re in book format. [
Daily Mail]
Prince William and
Duchess Shinylocks are unhappy with their new Kensington Palace home because it’s visible to commoners … who work for them. Their property is overlooked by residences for palace staff. [
Daily Mail]
The Wire‘s
Felicia “Snoop” Pearson pleaded guilty to conspiring to distribute heroin and was sentence to three years of probation. [
WaPo]
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attended at Katy Perry concert last night. Appropriately, Katie wore leopard print jeggings. [E!]
- A Minnesota woman’s request for a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan was denied, meaning nothing will stop Lindsay’s diabolical plot to murder a delusional women she’s never met. [TMZ]
- The tattoo LeAnn Rimes will be getting lasered off about three years from now features the vows from her wedding to Eddie Cibrian: “You gave me the courage to be truthful. I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.” [Radar]
- Add this to your list of reasons to question the effectiveness of Celebrity Rehab: One year after Eric Roberts was treated for a weed “dependency,” he’s advocating the legalization of marijuana. [TMZ]
- Idiotic headline of the day: “Is Kim Kardashian the New Kate Middleton?” Well, they have absolutely nothing in common except for getting married within the same few months, so we’ll go with “yes.” [E!]
- The last month of All My Children promises to be better than the past five years combined, so set your DVRs. Creator Agnes Nixon will appear on the show along with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Carol Burnett. [LAT]