"News"

• splinter All the bear news fit to print in the year 2015 By Fusion Staff December 28, 2015 | 5:00pm
• latest Great News, Lazy Gun Lovers: Soon You'll Be Able to Buy Firearms on GunTV! By Bobby Finger December 4, 2015 | 12:10am
• latest White Fox and Friends Host asks Black News Anchor if She ‘Makes Kool-Aid” By Marie Lodi November 27, 2015 | 10:30pm
• politics A Little Chat With Saba Ahmed, Hero Who Owned Fox News With Her American Flag Hijab By Jia Tolentino November 20, 2015 | 2:20pm
• latest Good News Ladies, We'll Get Equal Pay in About 118 Years By Stassa Edwards November 19, 2015 | 3:00am
• politics This Hijab Is the Purest Shade You'll Ever See on Fox News By Jia Tolentino November 18, 2015 | 2:30pm
• latest Local News Team Oddly Baffled By Jail Giving Birth Control to Inmates  By Anna Merlan November 3, 2015 | 6:50pm
• splinter Frequent Fox News guest predicts Black Lives Matter will team up with ISIS By Fusion Staff October 28, 2015 | 2:08pm
• latest Fox News Invites 'Panel of Fathers' to Discuss the Merits of Leggings By Joanna Rothkopf October 27, 2015 | 4:00pm
• splinter Fox News can't handle that the new Captain America is a black man and pro-immigration reform By Charles Pulliam-Moore October 19, 2015 | 5:16pm
• politics According to Men on Fox News, the DNC Is an 'Estrogen Cabal'  By Stassa Edwards October 17, 2015 | 4:50pm
• latest Frequent Fox News Guest Arrested For Totally Inventing CIA Past By Joanna Rothkopf October 15, 2015 | 9:50pm
• splinter Frequent Fox News guest indicted on charges he lied about CIA service By Patrick Hogan October 15, 2015 | 7:53pm
• entertainment Bro, Condé Nast Bought Pitchfork! This Is Fucked News For Us Men By A Millennial Male October 13, 2015 | 5:30pm
• splinter Fox News 'doctor' blames Jews for how bad the Holocaust got By Jack Mirkinson October 10, 2015 | 7:59pm
• splinter A Chinese university just topped MIT as the best engineering school in the world: U.S. News By Fusion Staff October 7, 2015 | 12:55pm
• latest Leonardo DiCaprio Painted the Mona Lisa, According to Fox News Anchor By Marie Lodi September 25, 2015 | 2:40am
• politics Should Rich People Get Better Seats to See the Pope? A Fox News Shouting Match By Erin Gloria Ryan September 24, 2015 | 10:25pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Who Will Save Our Souls From This News: Jewel and Sean Penn Were Once a Secret Couple By Madeleine Davies September 24, 2015 | 12:00am
• latest Good News: We Finally Know What Dead Humans Smell Like By Mark Shrayber September 23, 2015 | 7:15pm
• splinter This Chicago news station probably could have chosen a better image to illustrate Judaism By Fusion Staff September 23, 2015 | 6:16pm
• splinter These high school news reports from 1989 are phenomenal By Fusion Staff September 4, 2015 | 4:18pm
• latest Sienna Miller Made News for Not Doing Something By Hillary Crosley Coker September 3, 2015 | 10:30pm
• latest Fox News Continues to Try to Make 'Black Lives Matter Is a Hate Group' Happen By Kara Brown September 2, 2015 | 6:10pm
• latest Turkish Authorities Jail Vice News Journalists For Alleged ISIS Involvement By Joanna Rothkopf August 31, 2015 | 7:25pm