Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, the rickety rusty playground for Vanity Smurfs. This week: Oprah gets giddy over Idris, Ian Smolderhotter is covered in blood, and Justin Bieber falls down. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Cryptic on the twisted set. Who could she be?
Huh? Lacey’s doing what this episode?! �� #NightShoots…indeed I took roughly 7 photos and chose this one to convey my ‘selfie’ feeling toward the issue.
Vegan cupcakes
Taystee and Poussey at the Jets and Raiders game!! We on the field YO!!! Who you rootin’ for???? @whododatlikedat
Scared a bunch of people accidentally at a gas station today. Damon was a little bloody…
Me, @ChordOverstreet & @SkylarAstin… And a#DramaticSelfie for you all. So glad to have our buddy Skylar on #Glee!
Got my ass down to the @officialrodarte sample sale & got my dream sweatshirt. Cameo by @rachelantonoff shirt!!
The one and only gypsy woman @crystalwaters1 100% PURE LOVE
Don’t forget your Jhud essence copy! Always an honor !
@idriselba can you tell how happy I was to meet you?#nextchapter
@idriselba looking forward to our conversation about your swagger and our beloved Nelson Mandela.#nextchapter
Wacha is ENGROSSED by the #RHOBH ! #GoodDoggie
My mommy left this on my mirror! So sweet! X
Christmas spirit!!
Official 23 hoodies/tshirts on sale today @mikewillmadeit ❤️❤️❤️
I ❤️ my weave
Slutty Santa is ready
#MyIdol
Snowy dreary day makes peoples sleepies @itsashbenzo
Thanks a lot @mattmcgorryofficial
Yes girl. Get it. Video is insane. @beyonce
Nothing beats a #galoremag party or dinner galoremag.com
On my way to Seattle ❗ Looking forward to seeing you ❗ ����❤ #amandalepore#freshlybleached#blondebombshell#blondeallover#waves#glamourgirl
The hottest hair accessory for 2014
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shooting a HIGHLY IMPORTANT magazine cover today #muchimportant #wow #sophotos
Always get up when u get knocked down
Jay-Z concert �� @parishilton
I’ve thrown the best birthday parties since I was little. We even had bumper cars. ������ #Killingit #ThrowbackThursday
That’s a wrap! Just finished shooting on set for@VMagazine.
On my way to the opening of the Van Cleef & Arpels opening in New York City
Holiday gift to self each year: switching out my essential @Smythson diary for a pristine one.
Making @Chelseahandler hide my fat face! We are having so much fun at this #amfARChristmasGala
3 #naughtyGirls supporting @amfar#Goldiehawn &@chelseahandler
my grandmothers birthday I am the only family member not looking into the camera. I only have eyes for cake.
You guys! @taylorschilling @uzoaduba @nlyonne where r you!?! Amazing night with you queens!
Sharing a moment with the Queen!
Why hello #MadisonMontgomery…#ahscoven#nightshoot
Happy birthday Dad. I miss you…
THIS IS POP MUSIC
Got to meet this awesome little one in Columbus, Ohio. An Amur leopard. Only 40 in the world! Thanks Jack Hanna!! @jackhanna
My happy feet double!!!
The wolverine diorama at AMNH. Doesn’t look too ferocious … behind the glass!!!
@kelldaws and I cracked the code last night on how to dance to #DrumNBass!! It’s all about Irish dancing the reel – who knew!? #RONISIZE#Reprazent
This many New Yorkers to catch up on.
Chillin with arnie!! 🙂
boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch…
don’t wait for anybody to complete you
Charlie
Poor guy
Watch out here i come in my ATV
Yummy ……..Lecker !!!!!!
At the #Parsons going away party, 150 trucks coming Monday to move the legendary design school!#YouNeverLeaveParsons#560
What would I do without this beauty squad after the 15 hours flying and only 3 hours of sleep #multitasking#gettingready������ O que seria de mim sem esse esquadrão da beleza depois de voar 15 horas e só dormir 3 horas. #mutlitarefas#mepreparando
