Sexy Douchebag Ryan Lochte Doesn't Know What a Douchebag Is
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On last night’s premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? we learned more about the Olympic swimmer in 30 minutes than he’s seemingly learned in all of his 28 years—which is to say: not much. However, we did discover that he doesn’t know what a douchebag is, even though he’s read (or is at least aware of) the Jezebel post listing the reasons why he is one. In fact, he discussed that very list on his show.
His E! series seems to be completely based on those exact reasons we enumerated—from his fashion to his “Jeahs” and all the other bro-y-ness in between—with the same sort of celebratory/mocking tone. Basically, he owes his reality TV career to us. You’re welcome!