Shocking News Y’all: Lakynn’s Mom Whitens Her Teeth, Also Is a Trump-Supporting Covid Denier
This blonde woman lives in a suburban McMansion with a brick facade, unnecessary white columns, and truly baffling dormers.
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If you are anything like me, you glanced at the Lakynn meme—in which a chipper blonde pregnant woman stands in front of what appears to be a chalkboard word jumble but is actually a list of baby names with the letters “lakynn” triumphantly encircled to indicate that a human child would be monikered with these noises—and thought “Oh yes, I know this blonde woman.” This blonde woman lives in a suburban McMansion with a brick facade, unnecessary white columns, and truly baffling dormers. Her either white or black SUV is the size of a small island nation. Her children are all virtually identical reprints of one another in different sizes, the entire family glaringly white-headed and skinned with eyes the color of glaciers reflecting the sky, as if the lot of them have been overexposed in every single photograph they’ve ever taken. I’ll bet Lakynn’s mom has a lot of different seasonal yet fashionable hats, and either is or was recently a member of a religion with a deeply worrisome recent past, you might have said.
