In the immortal words of Nina Garcia, “Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap.” Ms. Garcia, avert your eyes from the sartorial carnage at the Breakthrough Of The Year Awards at West Hollywood’s Pacific Design Center!
The good news is, the cutouts from Jenn Proske‘s dress form a vaguely Fairey-esque face.
Sofia Vergara brazens out the drapery look, Scarlett-style.
Patti Stanger breaks every one of Nina’s rules, but then, what does Nina know about snagging millionaires?
Heather McDonald: give your dress a sharp tug!