Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki has her day in court, Heidi Montag is psyched to be suing The Hills‘ creator even if she doesn’t know what it’s for, and Diablo Cody updates us on the size of her vagina.
Sheridan granted by Judge to sue creator DHW! YES! This means my sexual assault suit against Hills creator Adam Devilo will also go to courtless than a minute ago via web
Heidi Montag
heidimontag
my team has informed me that my suit against Adam Devillo is for Sexual Battery not Sexual assault. Major difference is assault is verbal…less than a minute ago via web
Heidi Montag
heidimontag
I wonder what my doctor was implying when he said “No, really. You need to do more Kegels.” #sleeveofwizardless than a minute ago via web
Brook Busey
diablocody
Mortified! I just ripped a huge hole in my pants bending down to pick up a bag- in front of the whole plane! Fun walk to baggage claim : (less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Lance Bass
LanceBass
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone @vanityfairmag for such a great experience and wonderful photos!! Also to Norman Jean Royless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter
Lindsay Lohan
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The chameleon joke has been done to death kids, dry and not very funny!less than a minute ago via web
boygeorge
BoyGeorge
Our driver just got pulled over and then Howard Stern just jogged by…. #randombooktourmomentless than a minute ago via mobile web
Meghan McCain
McCainBlogette
Farewell, fan mail from the ’80s. I shall keep you forever in my heart, but no longer in my storage locker. http://twitpic.com/2mgkitless than a minute ago via Twitpic
Al Yankovic
alyankovic
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
