Snooki to Kate Middleton: 'You're a MILF'

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Snooki—new mom and noted SNILF—thinks Kate Middleton is really pretty. No, like, really pretty. So pretty, in fact, that Snooki would like to ILF Kate Middleton right in the M-hole. Or something. Point is, she’s into it.

“And can I just say how fricken AMAZING Kate looks?!” Snooki complimented. “Like why is she perfect?! She just gave birth and she looks like she’s ready to walk the runway. She is my inspiration for my next pregnancy! So obsessed with this family and cannot wait to hear more about them! We all know they will be amazing parents to their precious nugget! I’m just waiting to hear the dirty poop and pee stories!!!”
…And of course the former Jersey Shore star couldn’t sign off without paying Kate an extra special compliment.
“Kisses to you guys, and Kate….you’re a MILF,” she added.

ILF away, young Snooki. ILF near and far, high and low. ILF to your heart’s content. [E!]



Courtney Stodden has joined the cast of Celebrity Big Brother UK, according to a source.

While the cast of the new season of U.K.’sCelebrity Big Brother has not been announced, a source exclusively tells E! News the teen bride will be one of the celebrity contestants.
…So will the blond bombshell’s hubby, Doug Hutchison, be joining the show (à la Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt last season)?
Nope! The insider adds Doug will not be living in the house with Courtney.
A rep for Stodden declined to comment on the casting rumors.

To celebrate, Courtney put on some tiny shorts and rubbed her crotch-crack all over an airplane seat. [E!]


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