Some Chaotic Suggestions for the New Great British Bake Off Host

That said, there’s a big hole in the show where a new host should be. Variety reports that Channel 4 is now looking for a replacement for Toksvig. We at Jezebel would like to help speed up the process, so we’ve compiled a list of potential candidates:

• Me, I’m absolutely ruthless and can’t bake for my life
• Mel and Sue, because I miss them
• Peppa Pig, which would require sausage rolls to be banished from the competition
• Meghan Markle, because I mean seriously what’s she even doing these days?
• Hayley from Love Island, who didn’t know what Brexit was
• One of the Gallagher brothers, I’m frankly too exhausted to choose between them
• Millie Bobby Brown, because she scares me, and just admit it: she scares you too

I hope this helps, Channel 4! Who would you like to see politely critique dainty cakes?