A friend of mine was once so distraught over the death of her dog that she and her husband ended up accidentally conceiving a child. They still miss the dog, but did get a pretty chill baby out of the deal, so perhaps it wasn’t all tragedy in the end.
I bring this up because Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are expecting a baby, six months after the tragic death of their pup, Waldo, who was hit and killed by a car in New York City. Coincidence? Or another case of what I have termed “distress sex,” defined as “frenzied intercourse born of such tragedy that no one can be bothered to use protection”?
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