State Legislators Fight to Save New Hampshire From Roving Hordes of Aggressive Nipples
LatestNew Hampshire state legislators currently fighting for a bill to ban women from whipping out their nipples in public places just want to protect children and families from the sight of bare titties at public libraries and Little League games, okay? OKAY?
You might remember HB 1525-FN, sponsored by State Reps. Brian Gallagher, Peter Spanos, George Hurt, and Josh Moore, which would add female nipple exposure to the state’s existing public indecency laws, making it a misdemeanor for women specifically. (Motivated in part by a very small “Free the Nipple” protest at a local beach, these gentlemen generously make an exemption for breastfeeding mothers.) When State Rep. Amanda Bouldin noted how dumb this was—coming from the supposed party of small government, after all—on her Facebook, she got hassled by male colleagues, including Moore.
Well, the Associated Press checks in with this crew of crusaders as they advocate for the bill: