Ted Danson Explaining How Deeply He Loves Mary Steenburgen Makes Me Wanna Die in a Good Way

Here’s a remarkable paragraph about some remarkable human beings penned by (I assume) a remarkable writer:

“I’m madly in love with Mary Steenburgen. She’s a remarkable human being so I’m just incredibly blessed,” the Cheers alum, 69, exclusively told Us Weekly while attending Don Henley’s annual private concert in L.A. on Monday, July 17. “It feels like heaven on Earth. If I were to die, I can say, I know what it’s like to be loved and to love.”

It feels like heaven on earth, loving Mary Steenburgen. Amazing, that’s how I feel reading Ted Danson’s description of his love for Mary Steenburgen; like a sweet breeze off a salty sea is enveloping me at dusk, like warm sun is beating down on my skin that has been properly covered in SPF, like I’m tasting a perfectly salty oyster slip down the ol’ esophagus.