Congratulations to Alexandra “Skinny” Bolotow and her boyfriend, grody photographer and alleged sexual predator Terry Richardson, on the upcoming birth of their twins! The couple recently had a very on-brand baby shower that featured penis-shaped lollipops, personalized condoms for guests, and a cake featuring model (and edible) Bolotow giving birth. As far as we know, Richardson did not jerk off on any of the guests against their will.
“Such a fun baby shower yesterday,”Richardson wrote. “We were so touched by all the love and good vibes (and this great cake!)”
Why is it that—in all of this—it’s the plaid cake bed spread is what has me most grossed out?
Congratulations, Terry and Skinny. [Page Six]
Speaking of kids, don’t ask
Leonardo DiCaprio whether or not he wants ‘em because he ain’t telling you shit! Why? Because you’ll take whatever he says out of context, you DONGER.
Rolling Stone reports:
Asked whether he has time in his life for starting a family after he coos over a little girl at a restaurant, DiCaprio answers, “Do you mean do I want to bring children into a world like this? If it happens, it happens.” Then the actor takes the Fifth. “I’d prefer not to get into specifics about it, just because then it becomes something that is misquoted. But yeah. I don’t know. To articulate how I feel about it is just gonna be misunderstood.”
“Do you mean do I want to bring children into a world like this?” is how I answer 90% of questions.
Charlie Sheen, who recently stated publicly that he is HIV+, is not doing so great.
Via People:
Charlie Sheen has revealed he is off his HIV medications and seeking alternative treatment in Mexico.
“I’ve been off my meds for about a week now,” he said in a pre-taped segment for an appearance on The Dr. Oz Show Tuesday. “Am I risking my life? Sure. So what? I was born dead. That part of it doesn’t phase me at all.”
Woof.
- Oh, good: Farrah Abraham has gotten her daughter involved in her feud with Nicki Minaj. [TMZ]
- Nicholas Hoult saw an ex and somehow continues to exist. [POPSUGAR]
- Rich Baby Gets Expensive Toy [Hello!]
- Yolanda Foster has filed for divorce from David Foster. [TMZ]
- Reese Witherspoon is so wise at 40. [E! News]
- The Jenner/Kardashians have a team trailing Tyga. [Radar]
- Jewel is dating some football guy. [TMZ]
- Do you mean do I want to bring children into a world like this?
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Images via Terry Richardson’s Instagram and Paramount.
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