Thank You, Disney Adults!!!
I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel, but for this display of collective financial resistance? I might just fuck around and wear a pair of my Mickey ears out tonight.
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After less than a week off the airwaves, Jimmy Kimmel Live! is back. On Monday afternoon, ABC parent company, The Walt Disney Company, issued a statement confirming that after “thoughtful conversation” with the late-night host, they reached a decision to “return the show.”
“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country,” the statement reads. “It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”
For what it’s worth, Kimmel’s “comments” were a joke about Trump answering a question about Charlie Kirk’s assassination by talking about his plans for the White House’s ballroom. But it’s not really a surprise the network brought the show back—since the news broke on September 17, everyone from the ruling class to the plebeians began boycotting Disney and its subsidiaries (Hulu, ESPN, ABC, Marvel, and more). On Monday morning, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) published an open letter signed by 400 industry members including Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, and Florence Pugh; Sarah McLachlan and Jewel refused to play at Hulu’s premiere of Lilith Fair: Building A Mystery; and NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani refused to participate in a Town Hall event with the local ABC affiliate. But another—more specific—class of people hit the company where it really hurt: Disney Adults.
“Cancelled my Hulu & Disney+ and mostly def won’t be planning any Disney trips soon fuck them,” one person tweeted. “My friend who is a Disney Adult just turned on them. Disney+ cancelled. Her trip every other month to Disneyland? Also cancelled. If Disney lost her, you know they’re cooked. #CancelDisney“ wrote another. As of Saturday, the billion-dollar company is currently facing a reported $3.89 billion in losses.