Over at The Guardian, Jill Filipovic gives us ten ways to tell the difference between a dude and a dude-bro. Her breakdown is hilarious, but we think it’s even more complicated: sometimes a dude-bro is just a douche, but not necessarily sexist or homophobic. Perhaps we need an official dude-bro spectrum, ranging from “maybe he’s just clueless” to “maybe he’s a rapist.” Here’s our scale: