The Holy Union of Bieber and Baldwin Is Imminent


TMZ reckons that Justin Bieber and fiance Hailey Baldwin will wed as early as next week, “most likely out of the country — in a super small ceremony.” Get the idea of an island wedding getaway out of your heads, folks: By “out of the country” TMZ means Bieber’s motherland of Canada.

The couple were spotted at the marriage bureau of a New York City courthouse Thursday, where sources claim Bieber was crying and told Baldwin, “I can’t wait to marry you, baby.” If this cringeworthy quote is true, I at least hope he said it with some flair.

It’s worth mentioning that in August TMZ claimed Bieber and Baldwin planned to get married next year, but who knows? I suppose we’ll have to track Pigpen’s Post Malone’s movements over the next few days to find the truth. Either way, if Justin is still in his indie dirtbag aesthetic by the time the wedding rolls around, we can safely assume that the ceremony will be normcore as fuck.

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