In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
But nothing’s as bad as a new video from Maroon 5.
Rain, and the click of a bloodless aperture: opening and closing, closing and opening. A high-pitched wail floods your senses, the screech of a gleeful ghoul. “Baby I’m preying on you tonight,” he howls. “Hunt you down, eat you alive.”
The well-known lingerie model Behati Prinsloo walks into a butcher shop and thinks for a minute. “I’ll take… two meats,” she says finally.
But the butcher has other plans.
He goes home (to the back of his butcher shop) and prints lots of pictures off the internet. “I’M A DETECTIVE,“he murmurs to himself in the darkness.
“And now,” he whispers, “I must get swole amongst my meat.”
The joyous howl is unceasing. “Maybe you think that you can hide,” it screams. “I can smell your scent from miles. Just like animals, animals, animals.”
Oh, it’s an old story: butcher meets girl, butcher forgets the difference between different types of eating, butcher gets lonely and wants to hang out with his meat, butcher sits by meat’s bedside taking pictures of meat as it sleeps.