The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 trailer left a lot to be desired in terms of compelling scandal (and it really just made me want to marathon the better Bravo series, Married to Medicine, instead). Because what is the franchise without its most prominent tea stirrers Phaedra, Kenya, and Sheree? Nonetheless, everyone remaining and new on the cast has given sufficient thought to conceiving a new punny catchphrase that encapsulates their current life status and emotional state in one.
Eva, who officially got her peach, needed a statement that incorporated both America’s Top Model and the fact that she’s getting married. Shamari’s tagline screams, “I’m the new kid!” and alerts us that she’s ready to start shit. And as long as Kandi receives her checks, she doesn’t give a fuck what her tagline is this season, which premieres this Sunday, November 4 and for which she is getting paid.
Here are the taglines, ranked in descending order from the worst to best use of puns and wordplay. These could (and should!) be so much worse than they are: