The Skinny on LeAnn Rimes’s Deeply Spiritual Jaw Release
The evil entity that has long controlled Rimes' teeth has officially been banished back to the depths of hell. Hooray!
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If you’ve been searching for more insight into the elusive entity that is Leann Rimes’ teeth, look no further than right now, on Jezebel dot com. It’s a tale of love, loss, affairs, and perhaps even an uncovering of the secrets of the universe. But as of today, I am elated to share with readers that the evil body that has long controlled Ms. Rimes’ teeth has officially been banished back to the depths of hell. Hooray!
As of 2025, Rimes has undergone 29 dental surgeries. (Sounds like Trauma to me!) The troubles began at 16, when a botched set of veneers triggered a decade of root canals and corrective procedures. In 2013, she even sued her dentist for malpractice. Fast forward to June, when her teeth fell out during her concert (mid-“One Way Ticket,” of all songs) and then fast forward again to January, when she got a $10,000 plasma treatment to purge “toxins” and “microplastics.” Fast forward to now, and she’s basically had an exorcist inside her mouth, but allow me to dissect the details that led to the finale of this dramatic saga.
“If you’ve been around, you know I’ve had a lot of dental surgeries, and I have a bridge in the front. It fell out in the middle of my song,” Rimes posted to Instagram after her June concert mishap. She explained that she had to push her teeth back in every few lines and joked to future front-row attendees, “If you catch them, please return them.”
In January, she shared that she received a $10,000 plasma treatment to “clear micro-toxins, such as mold and microplastics.” Could this be related to the teeth? She didn’t say, but I presume so. The procedure is kind of vague and fantastical, in a RFK Jr.-MAHA sort of way. The procedure, Therapeutic Plasma Exchange, aims to “remove the liquid portion of blood, known as plasma, which contains proteins, antibodies, toxins, inflammatory agents, and other substances, and replaces it with fresh albumin.” She smiled as she held up a bag of piss-yellow fluid, which (I think) means it was a success.
So, the procedure left her feeling free of mold and microplastics, but was it enough to exorcise the demon living in her molars?
In a video posted Monday by the chiropractic group Human Garages, Rimes received a “jaw release,” after which she broke into a sudden heavy sob, in a manner akin to Jessie Buckley’s Oscar-winning performance in Hamnet.
“You can see the exact moment the tension breaks and the emotional weight lifts, leaving her feeling visibly lighter and more aligned,” the company captioned the video. Yes, as evidenced by the sobbing. So maybe cut the cameras?
According to Human Garages, “the jaw is one of the body’s primary storage sites for stress,” but just how much stress was LeAnn holding in to unleash screams like this? Now it makes sense why her teeth were trying to break free from her tormented jaw.
“That part of my life better be over,” Rimes said in the video.
Could this be the end of the LeAnn Rimes Teeth Saga? Given that 100 years of damned souls were released beyond the veil in a single crack of her jaw, I’d say maybe. As of today, I can report that Rimes’s teeth are still inside her mouth, but tomorrow is a whole new day destined for surprises.
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