The Song of the Summer Is Here

By Jia Tolentino | April 7, 2016 | 2:10pm

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Hello, operator? I’d like to report a FREAKIN FIVE-ALARM FIRE!

Via Digg, this is a car malfunctioning and it is also an extremely dank beat. Press play if you haven’t, and wait for it… wait for it… AW THERE IT IS MY DOGGIES! If all car alarms sounded like this I’d be strolling my street with a tire iron like “WHO UP?!” on a nightly basis; the “I Love NBA” song is facing competition for the dumbest total jam of the year.