This Book of Prince Charles Demands Is Stupendous

By Whitney Kimball  |  March 18, 2018 | 4:17pm
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Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily Mail. The excerpt from his new book Rebel Prince: The Power, Passion and Defiance of Prince Charles, is a straightforward list of requirements to accommodate Prince Charles’s travel, dietary, and bowel movement-related needs, each so wildly unreasonable that plundering even the most mundane minutia is a headline unto its own.

For example, CRAZY: is he jealous of William and Kate because Canada didn’t invite him over first???

We may consult a list of etiquette don’ts courtesy of Bower:

  • Moving all the furniture out of the guest room and replacing it with your own
  • Announcing one’s arrival by unscrewing the host’s toilet seat and installing a personal one
  • Announcing that it is always too hot or too cold
  • Demanding booze on-hand at all times
  • Shouting at a loaf of bread, ‘No, that’s mine! Only for me!’
  • Asking people if you’re bonkers.

All of these things will not make Canada want to have you over.

The first look of Harry and Meghan’s royal romance Lifetime movie is here! 20 seconds of them searching for love.

I do hope they find it somehow. Rooting for them.

Here’s the first photo of Chicago West with no Snapchat filter: