Though of course there is only one celebrity relationship worthy of discussion today, let’s tear our eyes away from that and think briefly of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas. According to TMZ, their relationship must be legit because she was his date to his cousin’s wedding in Atlantic City. Nothing screams “formal relationship” like a trip to Vegas’s sad, damp bastard cousin, the one who smells like Mad Dog and is always trying to get you to go in on a timeshare in Seychelles: