For a little while post-Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner dated a normie named John Miller. Now Jennifer Garner and that person have split up, or maybe are just pivoting from a Relationship to a more realistic, casual, “we can still bone if we want, but otherwise, IDK, I’m kinda busy this month” situationship? Let’s see.
According to In Touch, Jennifer Garner and that other man split up right before Los Angeles went into lockdown. “Jen and John remain on friendly terms so there’s a possibility that they could rekindle their relationship in the future, but right now it’s over,” the source said. Hmm. Sounds like John has crammed his foot in the door, thereby preventing it from closing all the way. Interesting decision for him, but I’m more concerned with Jen, who deserves nothing but happiness after enduring Ben Affleck, and his various stints in rehab. As usual, my concern is misplaced, because Jen and Bradley Cooper are hanging out? Maybe?!
TMZ spotted the two being “flirty in the ‘Bu,” and while I cannot excuse Cooper’s teensy man-bun, I want Jennifer Garner to be happy. If Bradley Cooper makes her happy, great! Incredibly, TMZ has already done a better job than I ever could summing up the reasons why these two might be doing whatever it is they’re doing in the ‘Bu.
Who knows whether this is something, but when people break up they often gravitate to people they know, and lots of times that develops into something. If you didn’t know that … it’s actually a thing.
Katy Perry has been pregnant with Legolas’s child for what seems like at least two years, but apparently it has just been since March? Time is slippery now, and makes no sense. But it seems she’s still pregnant and would very much like it if the visitor in her uterus exited sooner rather than later.
I know that’s a chair and footstool for a nursing mother—a glider, if you will—but I want one for myself. Seems nice. Good luck, Katy? [Instagram]
One of the most distressing yet entertaining couples from 90 Day Fiancé, Jorge and Anfisa, are finally getting divorced. [TMZ]
Family drama is family drama, but Mariah Carey’s seems particularly unpleasant right now. [Page Six]
If it wasn’t guns at Jake Paul’s house, then what the fuck was it?! [TMZ]
I struggled to reconcile MGK and Megan Fox, but now, I just want anyone to do whatever they need to do to find even a shred of fucking happiness, so if this is what works for them, hurrah. [Us Weekly]
Now that Ellen’s shtick is wearing thin, a man who claims she bullied him when she was 11 has spoken up… [Page Six]
If we are so starved for hot goss, apparently Lady Gaga accidentally scratched Ariana Grande’s eye while they were shooting the video for “Rain on Me.” [People]
