'Tourists' Film Porn in Front of the Pyramids of Giza
LatestWanderlust can inspire the best in people, like booking a plane ticket to a faraway land, or deciding to give a blow job in front of some pyramids and pissing off the Egyptian government in return.
To be clear, I’m talking about a couple of “tourists,” i.e. amateur porn stars, who shot the video in front of the Pyramids of Giza last week, as the Daily News reports. Further evidence of its amateur status, aside from the blatantly stupid move of filming a sexual act (acts?) in a place that looks down on even relatively innocent forms of PDA and the poorly-designed layout of the “Porn Traveling” (Google it yourself) site: scintillating dialogue, like, “This fucking sucks. What is there to look at?” and, “It really sucks. Even our resorts are better.”
But I digress: what kind of “resorts” are we talking about here? Big, pulsing resorts? Throbbing resorts? Resorts that are ready to come and get it? Yeah, I think I’d still take a pyramid.
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