Remember the days when you thought you could do dance like Michael Jackson because it looked so easy when he did stuff like the moonwalk on MTV, just gliiiiiiding across the floor and then he would spin and do that flash-pointing thing and pop up on his toes like BAM but then you tried and you just looked like a Keebler Elf having a seizure? This armadillo can accomplish what you never could.
“Dillo Jean,” as he or she will forever be known by the Internet, found the new best way ever to gather leaves, and I assure you, the next time I venture outside to do some sort of lawn work (HAHAHAHA), I will definitely be trying out some of these moves. Now, let’s replace the lyrics to “Billie Jean” with the name “Dillo Jean!”
