We Don't Have the Rights to These Photos of the Olsen Twins On a Double Date So We Drew Them For You

I think you could all use a laugh—or at the very least, a smile—and I have a feeling this photo of Mary-Kate Olsen, 30, and her husband Olivier Sarkozy, 47, on a double date with Ashley Olsen, 30, and her lover Well-Coiffed Salt and Pepper Question Mark, 58, at a Knicks game will provide both.

On Thursday morning, photos of the Olsen twins and their men were published, and the Jezebel staff was immediately hypnotized by their surreal beauty. In one, Well-Coiffed Salt and Pepper Question Mark (whose real name is Richard Sachs) can be seen either kissing Ashley’s head, smelling her hair, or whispering something like “Richie love Ashley’s scalpie” in his baby voice. In the another, the camera pulls back to reveal that Richard and Ashley are sitting in the same row as Mary-Kate and Olivier, though they’re separated by what appears to be a 4,000-foot wide staircase.