We Know a Little Bit More About Nikki Glaser Than We Did Before

Nikki Glaser is revealing that she has a “hot husband fetish,” but what exactly is a “hot husband fetish”? It’s not to be confused with cuckquenary (aka being a cuck), and it definitely shouldn’t be confused with whatever Kristi Noem and her husband were doing. So if you have follow-up questions, I do too. Let’s discuss.

On Wednesday’s episode of Call Her Daddy, Glaser told Alex Cooper that she enjoys when her partner hooks up with other people, but not the other way around. Glaser has been in an on-and-off relationship with her partner, Chris Convy, for over 10 years and attributes the practice to keeping the relationship lively. Before we psychoanalyze, let’s dissect exactly how and when these feelings arose. Glaser describes a time when she was first dating Convy and discovered she enjoyed hearing stories about her boyfriend’s past girlfriends and previous hookups.

“It would make me horny to think about him doing that with other girls,” she said, “It would really be like a foreplay for me, like I would get really revved up talking about it.”

She went on to say that she “had never heard of anything like this,” and “felt so weird,” but explained that hearing stories about her partner with other women proved to her that her partner was “valued by other women, because I respect women and women’s opinions.” Fair!

The crucial difference here between the hot husband fetish and cuckqueanry (excuse my language) is that Glaser does not want to be present for the encounters; she only wants to hear about them later. Also, she, herself, is not seeking to hook up.

“But that is not a two-way street,” Glaser added. “I’m not someone who likes to hook up when I’m in a relationship. I don’t really care about that. But I don’t care if someone else were to. In fact, I kind of like it.”

She did clarify that she would be upset over “emotional cheating,” which would mean having a deeper connection than just a hook-up.

“If he were to watch The Wire with her or do crossword puzzles or text, send memes and stuff, I would be like, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’ That’s our thing,” Glaser said.

What do we think? Did she discover the secret to a healthy relationship? Or are we now just cursed with information we can’t unknow? I can’t say, but we can all agree on one thing for sure: watching The Wire with someone else is 100% cheating.

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