Last night at the Council of Fashion Designers of America, designers and celebrities hit the red carpet in ensembles both incredibly fashionable and incredibly ugly.
Zachary Quinto‘s lapels really bring out his eyebrows. Downton Abbey‘s Dan Stevens seems to have stepped in manure on his way to Crawley House. Score one for the Shitastic Shoe Society.
Very handsome in classic black: Ethan Hawke and Andy Cohen.
Looking gorgeous in creamy white: Donna Karan, Joan Smalls, Rachel Roy.
Diane von Fürstenberg reminds me of a magnet I saw that read, “If you think you’re too old to do a thing, do it.” The bow in the hair, the fishnets, the cut-outs, the shoes? She’s breaking all the rules. The lady just don’t give a fuck. Kudos. (Shitastic Shoe count: 2)
Sleek and slinky: Alessandra Ambrosio.
Black and white looks fresh and springy on Candice Swanepoel, Hilary Rhoda, and Nicole Miller’s friend Cameron Silver in a checkered suit. (BTW, our Hideous Shoe count is now at 3.)
Effusing the peachy/romance vibes: Erin Fetherston, Juliette Lewis, Betsey Johnson. (Lulu Johnson is full-on hissing Hollywood cat lady.)
Light, airy, pretty: Hailee Steinfeld, Olivia Palermo, Nicole Miller. Although. Olivia’s shoes are joining the Fugly Footwear Club. Making it 4!
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