Above is a tweet from the NYPD’s 6th Precinct that features Sgt. Balunas escorting Rihanna to a VMAs afterparty at Up & Down late Sunday night.
If that description didn’t cut it, how’s this?
Work, work, work, work, work, work
The police go to
Work, work, work, work, work, work
Then one of them grabs
Her, her, her, her, her, her
Because it’s safety
First, first, first, first, first, first
When they all gon’
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
There’s just no need to
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
