Which Character From the Second Half of Titanic Are You? 

Have you ever found yourself in an entirely hypothetical situation that made you look around and say, “Fuck, what if I’m in the last hour and a half of the Academy Award winning motion picture Titanic, directed by James Cameron?” Hasn’t everyone, at one time or another?

And so here is a quiz to help you determine your place in the unfolding crisis. Consider it a disaster horoscope, of sorts—not quite your destiny, so much as a helpful way of thinking about your current situation. Good luck out there to those of you in peril on the sea.