Who Needs Education When We Have Melania Trump and an AI Robot? 

This week, the First Lady is hosting a Global Summit in Washington, D.C., called “Fostering the Future Together.” In a normal, non-Trump world, a title like this might suggest improving foreign relations or saving the world from climate disaster. But no, the agenda includes strategies for integrating AI into education, including plans for “humanoid educators” teaching kids at home. Fun! (Never mind that the Trump administration is still working toward its goal of dismantling the Department of Education.) Summit guests included First Spouses from 45 countries and a hot new couple.

On Wednesday, said couple stepped onto the scene: Melania Trump and Figure 03, an AI humanoid robot… friend? Enemy? Both? As the pair walked down a White House hallway, Melania trailed a few paces behind, so as not to turn her back on her strange new companion, stealing glances as the robot hobbled ahead in what amounted to 30 seconds of dead air. But at least, for once, Melania wasn’t the stiffest one in the room.

“I am Figure 03, a humanoid built in the United States of America,” Figure 03 said. “I am grateful to be a part of this historic movement to empower children with technology and education.” It then said “welcome” in various languages in what I see as a blatant attempt to upstage the First Lady! I can’t tell if she’s fuming because of her stone cold poker face, but I’d imagine she is…

 

“The future of AI is personified. It will be formed in the shape of humans,” she said in her remarks. “Very soon, artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility.” Great. 

 

She then went on to describe a hypothetical robot teacher she would have us set loose on the children, “Imagine a humanoid educator named ‘Plato.’ Access to classical studies—literature, science, art, philosophy, mathematics, and history—in your home. Plato will provide a personalized experience, adaptive to the needs of each student. Plato is always patient and always available.” So, Plato is going to kill us. Got it. At this point, they’re not even trying to avoid sounding like a supervillain origin story.  

 

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All this “AI is the future” theater reads like an attempt to cheer up tech bros like Sam Altman after their rough Tuesday, when OpenAI announced it would shut down its AI-generative video app, Sora, and Disney pulled the plug on its $1 billion deal just three months in.

In September, Melania also traveled to Washington, D.C., to randomly speak about AI. “The robots are here,” she said. “Our future is no longer science fiction.” I would argue it’s more dystopian, but that’s just me.

However terrifying this all sounds, I’m underwhelmed by Figure 03. It’s 2026, and our robots still struggle to walk down hallways? Roombas still can’t go up stairs, the Waymos are getting confused by pedestrians, and the Coca-Cola freestyle machine still makes water taste weird. And I don’t see any mad scientists rushing to fix that these days.

I at least thought we’d have robots fighting evil intergalactic aliens by now, but no. Just Melania and an AI humanoid wanting to educate America’s kids. What could possibly go wrong?

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