Who Said It: Nora Ephron or Brand-New WSJ Columnist Kendall Jenner?
LatestWell, well, they’re both writers now, and everyone’s mind is valuable no matter what’s in it, or whatever the all-flattening faux-populist ontological miasma is whispering in our ears these days. Anyway, a tiny troll who lives under the conference table at the Wall Street Journal offices has given famous sibling Kendall Jenner a “column” among five other “luminaries,” for a collection of thoughts themed Youth.
Can you tell which of these quotes were typed on an iPhone by Kendall Jenner’s ghostwriter and which appear in the acclaimed works of similarly (whether or not she copied Kendall it’s hard to say; my investigation is pending) relatable-yet-aspirational scribe Nora Ephron? Let’s see.
1. “In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
2. “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago.”
3. “Now I know that there’s no such thing as the truth. That people are constantly misquoted.”
4. “It will be a little messy, but embrace the mess.”
5. “Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly.”
6. “I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.”
7. “Do you work as hard as you can, or do you slow down to smell the roses? And where do carbohydrates fit into all this?”