Why Is It That 23 Billionaires Love Pete Buttigieg But Zero Billionaires Love Me?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

• Billionaires love Pete Buttigieg. Do any billionaires love you? [Forbes]
• This tracks. [Vice News]
• So far, the Trump campaign has spent $1.25 millions on racist Facebook ads to further liquify older white people’s brains. [New York Times]
• Fuck off. [Politico]
• The FBI has launched a domestic terror investigation into the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting, in which three people were killed and 13 more were injured by the shooter. [Los Angeles Times]
• ICE is a violent institution. [BuzzFeed News]
• Former President Obama remembers Toni Morrison. [CNN]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.