On Friday afternoon, five men entered a Duane Reade in the TriBeCa neighborhood of Manhattan, made a beeline to the frozen aisle (probably), and shoved 226 pints of Häagen-Dazs and 24 tubs of Delish ice cream into their knapsacks. What a dream!
The gang of lawbreakers, who ended up with $1,310 of free scream, have not been caught. Meanwhile, the Duane Reade has been unable to confirm which flavors were stolen.