At least one Trump rally attendee has been uninterested in “heil”-ing Trump. His name is Dog, he is now famous on the Internet, and I don’t want to speak for Dog because I don’t actually know him personally, but I’m pretty sure he’d like everyone to butt the F out of his business!
Dog, whose actual name I do not know, is having a hell of a week. First, a scary man with a straw head attachment dragged him to a big room crowded with large humans who smelled of fear, rage, and stale gunpowder; then, Dog’s tiny paw was twisted into a public demonstration of support for a candidate he clearly did not believe in during a pledge that honestly reminded Dog a lot of the early 1930s!