You Will Never See a Modern Grope Sesh on Downton Abbey
LatestDuring the final countdown of Mary and Matthew’s courtship on Downton Abbey, I started screaming at my television for them to just get a room — hell, even a broom closet — so that they could FINALLY have the hot and heavy feel-up (or even just a prolonged under-the-table handholding!) that their yearning glances were obviously leading to. Turns out, my wishes were never going to unfold because Downton has a ban on modern-style touching. Well, fuck.