A Kid Who Actually Enjoys Salad By Lauri Apple | December 11, 2010 | 5:50pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! This little hippo doesn’t need any Cool Ranch dressing or almond slivers or other crap to top off his salad of plain lettuce. He’s a minimalist. (Image via Snuzzy.) Most Popular In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon On Justin Bieber's New Album, Marriage Never Sounded So Terrible! Lena Dunham Says She Saw MAGA's Rise Coming More from JezebelPam Bondi Responds to MAGA Uproar Over Epstein Files: 'Today Is About Fentanyl'Welp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos WeddingIn Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: