A Threesome Involving a Talking Paper Monster Would Be Waaay Too Paper-Cutty (NSFW)

By Doug Barry | March 19, 2013 | 4:10pm

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If you’re one of the people who manages to see any of the Oscar-nominated short films before the Academy Awards, you were probably charmed by Paperman, Disney’s delightful little 3D-2D hybrid about the prolonged, agonizing death of the newspaper industry, and the lovers who find each other in the indsutry’s twilight to watch the world they work in fall apart. Or something like that.

Anyway, whatever the adorable little Paperman was really about, it certainly didn’t include a reckless, pulpy mènage between a young heterosexual couple and a libidinous paper monster. Enter the College Humor reimagining of Paperman, complete with ecstasy, paper-cut BDSM, and lots of hurt paper feelings.