And Now, Diane Kruger Will Perform a Monologue About New York, the Gym, and Her Clothes
CelebritiesDirt BagQueen of Page Six (haven’t they been particularly great lately?) Cindy Adams interviewed newly single Diane Kruger about her new film Disorder and recent move to New York City. Though I don’t think I could name the last time I read an interview with Kruger that left me feeling much of anything (though I did rewatch National Treasure recently and lemme tell you, it’s a fun romp), the responses Adams included in this particular piece are sort of poetic.
When stripped of commentary and questioning, the resulting quote reads like a monologue Kruger would perform while auditioning for a movie called, oh, something like Mary Alexander’s Big, Big Apple Move:
“I lived here 20 years ago. I miss it. My friends are here. I come to New York so much. It has the best food. I love the yellow cabs. I visit Brooklyn. I take the subway. I don’t like stairs too much so I now have a bike. I go to the gym four times a week. No treadmill but I lift weights. I’ll never have a butt like Beyoncé but my body needs toning. There’s no problem being recognized because you hide in jeans, T-shirt, big hat, no makeup and nobody knows you. I don’t struggle with clothes. Every three months I clean out my wardrobe. I keep something maybe six months.”
Annnnnnnnnnnd scene.
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