August 14, 2011
LatestTHE BIG PICTURE | New York, August 14: Risa Ohara, left, and Joelle Williams share a laugh as they wait to march in the Dominican Day Parade. [AP]
To Achieve Your Dreams, Lower Your Expectations
Remember those dumb dreams you used to have? Owning a house? Driving a car? Having a nice, tasteful, not over-the-top Not being more than 50K in debt from undergrad? In these times of economic turmoil, The Youths are learning that the only way to achieve their dreams is to change them to something less dreamy. Basically, if you’re under 25, you’re screwed, forever! More »
Godless Heathen Women Skipping Church More Often Than Ever
If you’re reading this, chances are you’re not in church. And you’re not alone. According to a recent survey that measured Christian churchgoing behavior among America’s women over the last 20 years, we’re all getting decidedly less godly. More »
Michele Bachmann’s Victory at Iowa Straw Poll Pretty Much Guarantees She Won’t Be President
Minnesota Republican and general wolf-in-Holly Golightly’s clothing Michele Bachmann won yesterday’s famed Iowa Straw Poll, narrowly defeating challenger Ron Paul and leaving the rest of the competition in the dust. While her campaign’s celebrating what it claims is a decisive victory on Bachmann’s quest to be the first woman to serve as President, results of the Iowa Straw Poll rarely indicate that a candidate will be successful on election day, or even emerge from primary season with the party’s nomination. More »
Why Do We Want The 1990s Back?
In case you haven’t heard, a ton of people want ‘90s pop culture to come back in full force. Clothes, TV shows, whatever, people don’t care. They (see: adults ages 20-35 approx.) just want what they remember and they want it now. And their wish is being granted. More »
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, Carnie Wilson farts on The Talk, Snooki burps on The Insider, and Anderson Cooper is no longer closeted. More »
Michele Bachmann: Wifely ‘Submission’ Means ‘Respect’
Last night’s Fox News-hosted Republican debate in Iowa was basically set up to have the candidates snipe at each other – even on Fox News, theater over ideology – and they mostly obliged, particularly Tim Pawlenty and Michele Bachmann. But there was at least one point where the audience turned on the moderators: When Byron York asked her if she would be submissive to her husband as president. More »
How Guys Lost Their Virginity
Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. This week, guys responded to a reader’s request: “I want your ‘How and Why I Lost My Virginity’ stories.” Let the tales of deflowering begin! More »
Controversial 10-Year-Old Model’s Mom Doesn’t Quite Get It
The French press has been covering the emergence of those creepy and very adult-styled photographs of 10-year-old child model Thylane Loubry. And Thylane’s mother, the entertainment reporter-turned-reality show contestant-turned-fashion designer, has spoken out angrily about what she says is an unfair focus on her daughter. More »