• splinter Poll: Only 15% of North Carolinians have taken their shirts off and twisted them around their heads like a helicopter By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 3:42pm
• splinter Feeling down? Order a hot guy to make you cry and then lovingly wipe away your tears. By Charles Pulliam-Moore October 2, 2015 | 3:35pm
• entertainment Autre Ne Veut's Age of Transparency Is Unpredictable, Elusive, and Totally Consuming By Jia Tolentino October 2, 2015 | 3:20pm
• splinter Poll: Disapproval of Supreme Court at record high three months after same-sex marriage ruling By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 3:14pm
• splinter British 15-year-old sentenced to at least five years in prison for encouraging ISIS 'massacre' By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 3:07pm
• in-depth An Excellent Argument for Cutting Toxic Parents Out of Your Wedding By Mark Shrayber October 2, 2015 | 3:03pm
• in-depth How to Fly Overseas With a Jerk Cat By Evelyn Aschenbrenner October 2, 2015 | 2:50pm
• latest Anti-Abortion Activist Troy Newman Deported From Australia, Calls Himself a 'Political Prisoner' By Anna Merlan October 2, 2015 | 2:50pm
• splinter Everyone thinks the South Park gentrification episode was about their city By Patrick Hogan October 2, 2015 | 2:46pm
• latest Oregon Shooter Described as an Isolated Weirdo Who Hated Organized Religion  By Anna Merlan October 2, 2015 | 2:30pm
• in-depth Uh, Doc Martens Did a William 'Gin Lane' Hogarth Capsule Collection  By Kelly Faircloth October 2, 2015 | 2:30pm
• latest CA Drought: Some Asshole Used 12 Million Gallons Of Water In One Year By Marie Lodi October 2, 2015 | 2:10pm
• splinter Oregon shooting sheriff wrote anti-gun control letter to White House after Sandy Hook massacre By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 2:03pm
• splinter Women Laughing Alone With Salad: A review of the play based on the meme By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 2:02pm
• latest Kim Davis: Pope Endorsed My Struggle! Pope: Nah  By Joanna Rothkopf October 2, 2015 | 1:50pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Michael Fassbender Is Hollywood's Most Talented Eye-Fucker By Bobby Finger October 2, 2015 | 1:35pm
• splinter Taco Bell’s ‘Taco Belle’ explains how she became the face of the company’s relaunch By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 1:16pm
• entertainment Will Smith's First Music in a Decade Is With Colombian Stars Bomba Estéreo By Julianne Escobedo Shepherd October 2, 2015 | 1:05pm
• splinter Here’s how your parents trick-or-treated in 1977 By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 12:46pm
• splinter This dangerous parasite is coming soon to a hospital near you By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 12:15pm
• splinter These cops put their shooter in prison. Now they're going after the gun shop. By Fusion Staff October 2, 2015 | 11:00am