• latest These Liquid Lapdance Pants Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains By Katie J.M. Baker August 14, 2013 | 7:20pm
• latest The Boy Band Butlers of Downton Meme Is the Best Meme You'll See Today By Madeleine Davies August 14, 2013 | 7:00pm
• latest Get Your Bougie Capitol Self Some Hunger Games Makeup By Kate Dries August 14, 2013 | 6:40pm
• celebrities This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Impregnated by Magazine By Dodai Stewart August 14, 2013 | 6:20pm
• latest Hillary Clinton's Relationship Status With 2016: It's Complicated By Kate Dries August 14, 2013 | 6:00pm
• latest Mortal Instruments Author Made Sure Story Passed the Bechdel Test By Dodai Stewart August 14, 2013 | 5:40pm
• latest New App Tells You If You're Blowing Minds (and Other Things?) in Bed By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 5:20pm
• latest U.S. Can't Have a Lady President Until Al Qaeda Does, Says Douchey Man By Erin Gloria Ryan August 14, 2013 | 5:10pm
• latest NASA Scientist Wants You to Finally Have a Bra That Fits By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 4:50pm
• latest The Daily Show's Guide to Stop-and-Frisk Is Hilarious and Spot-On By Madeleine Davies August 14, 2013 | 4:30pm
• latest If Disney Princesses Had Instagram, They'd Be Just Like Us By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 4:10pm
• latest Tina Fey to Fey All Over Your TV Once Again By Kate Dries August 14, 2013 | 3:50pm
• latest Buying Plan B Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck By Katie J.M. Baker August 14, 2013 | 3:30pm
• latest Forever21 Celebrates Jesus in All His Forms By Dodai Stewart August 14, 2013 | 3:10pm
• latest Orange is the New Black Author Fights Against Relocating Prisoners By Katie J.M. Baker August 14, 2013 | 2:50pm
• latest New Study Suggests Biological-Clock Frenzy Is Bullshit By Tracie Egan Morrissey August 14, 2013 | 2:25pm
• latest It Has Come to This: Ladies Digging in the Garbage for Cronuts By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 2:00pm
• latest Boudoir Photographer Says 25 Percent of Her Clientele Are Men By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 1:30pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith By Anna Breslaw August 14, 2013 | 1:03pm
• latest Here's How Dogs Stay Cool on Their Summer Staycations By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 3:30am
• latest Here's a List of Items Found at a S.F. Music Festival By Laura Beck August 14, 2013 | 2:30am