Articles by Garrett Schlichte
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entertainment Saturday Night Social: Unfortunately, Here is Tom Steyer Backing That Azz Up
By Garrett Schlichte February 29, 2020 | 11:00pm
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latest Harvey Weinstein Is Apparently Spending His Days in a Recliner Watching TV and Not in Jail
By Garrett Schlichte February 29, 2020 | 9:30pm
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latest Women Walk Out After Convicted Child Rapist Roman Polanski Wins Another Award
By Garrett Schlichte February 29, 2020 | 8:00pm
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latest Raise a Glass of Two-Buck Chuck, the Founder of Trader Joe's Has Died
By Garrett Schlichte February 29, 2020 | 7:00pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag New Bay Area Resident Heard Laughing Blocks Away
By Garrett Schlichte February 29, 2020 | 5:00pm
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latest The Bon App Recap: "Penne Can Go Fuck Itself"
By Garrett Schlichte February 23, 2020 | 11:00pm
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latest Legend and Icon B. Smith Has Died at 70
By Garrett Schlichte February 23, 2020 | 10:00pm
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latest I Will Consent to Getting Married at Disney World If Lil Nas X Promises to Show Up
By Garrett Schlichte February 23, 2020 | 8:00pm
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latest Bernie Sanders is Having a Very Good Week
By Garrett Schlichte February 23, 2020 | 7:00pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Cardi B on Trans Kids: 'Let People Find Their Happiness'
By Garrett Schlichte February 23, 2020 | 6:00pm
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entertainment Saturday Night Social: Much Like Actual Friends, the Show Will Also Not Get Out of My Living Room
By Garrett Schlichte February 22, 2020 | 11:00pm
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latest Don Jr. Enjoys Killing Endangered Things Like Sheep and Our Democracy
By Garrett Schlichte February 22, 2020 | 10:00pm
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latest Is The Coronavirus Attempting to Cancel Men and Also Cruises?
By Garrett Schlichte February 22, 2020 | 9:00pm
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latest Gay Mormons at BYU Can Now Suck Face on the Quad Just Like the Straights
By Garrett Schlichte February 22, 2020 | 7:20pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag Pamela Anderson Doesn't Need Money, She's a Landlord!
By Garrett Schlichte February 22, 2020 | 6:00pm
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latest The Bon App Recap: You're Gonna Think I've Taken It Too Far
By Garrett Schlichte February 9, 2020 | 11:00pm
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latest Tom Ford Ditches NYFW, Upsetting Fives of Tens of Very Important People
By Garrett Schlichte February 9, 2020 | 9:40pm
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latest Black Hair Isn't the Problem in Hollywood, Lack of Representation and Unskilled Stylists Are
By Garrett Schlichte February 9, 2020 | 8:30pm
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latest Democrats Mostly Agree on Abortion Access but Some Struggle to Understand It
By Garrett Schlichte February 9, 2020 | 6:45pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag For the Oscars Leslie Jones Is Voting for Everybody Black
By Garrett Schlichte February 9, 2020 | 5:45pm
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entertainment Woman Planks for Hours While I Struggle to Sit up Straight in a Chair
By Garrett Schlichte February 8, 2020 | 11:00pm