• splinter Delta Airlines Suspends Travel Perks for Congress, Because Screw Those Lazy Legislators By Jim Vorel March 24, 2026 | 6:15pm
• splinter Millions Are Being Wagered by People Who Seem to Know Exactly What Trump Will Post Next By Jim Vorel March 24, 2026 | 3:38pm
• splinter The U.S. Is Breaking Hundreds of Records for the Hottest March Temperatures Ever Recorded By Jim Vorel March 24, 2026 | 1:58pm
• splinter Baseball Season Is Back; Let’s Celebrate with Its Most Absurd Jargon By Jim Vorel March 23, 2026 | 4:07pm
• splinter Trump Has Out TACO’d Himself with Empty Iran Threats and Oil-Slicked Lies By Jim Vorel March 23, 2026 | 10:41am
• splinter The Book Publishing World Is Discovering That AI Is Already Inside the Gates By Jim Vorel March 20, 2026 | 4:03pm
• splinter Why Birds Around the World All Seem to Be Collecting Cigarettes By Jim Vorel March 20, 2026 | 11:06am
• splinter Watch as Trump Manages to Lie Four Times in a Span of Only 45 Words By Jim Vorel March 20, 2026 | 10:15am
• splinter We Finally Have Data to Show How Fast Trump Has Eroded American Democracy and Free Speech By Jim Vorel March 19, 2026 | 3:30pm
• splinter Pentagon Now Claims Iran War Will Cost More than War in Ukraine Has Since 2022 By Jim Vorel March 19, 2026 | 2:58pm
• splinter Your iPhone Has Probably Never Been More Vulnerable to Spyware and Hacking By Jim Vorel March 18, 2026 | 5:01pm
• splinter Trump Prepares to Smash Through Historic Disapproval Ratings, Reeling from Iran War By Jim Vorel March 18, 2026 | 2:45pm
• splinter Get This: Arizona Seems to Think That Kalshi Is Involved in GAMBLING By Jim Vorel March 18, 2026 | 11:16am
• splinter She Was Just Released After a Full Year in ICE Detention. They Never Even Charged Her with a Crime. By Jim Vorel March 17, 2026 | 3:39pm
• splinter Cuba Is in Total Blackout as the U.S. Watches Its People Die By Jim Vorel March 17, 2026 | 11:13am
• splinter A Federal Judge Just Called Out RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vaccine Panel on Their Bullshit By Jim Vorel March 16, 2026 | 6:45pm
• splinter Splinter: Even Joe Rogan's "Scientist" Guests Are Accused of Sexual Assault By Jim Vorel March 16, 2026 | 4:17pm
• splinter Trump Tariffs Have Made This the Worst Time for American Wine in Literally Decades By Jim Vorel March 16, 2026 | 11:38am
• splinter Imagine If the Trump EPA Cared Enough to REDUCE Our Daily Exposure to Carcinogens By Jim Vorel March 13, 2026 | 4:07pm
• splinter No Student Should Wake up Wondering If They’ll Have to Kill a School Shooter Today By Jim Vorel March 13, 2026 | 12:15pm
• splinter If the House and Senate Quit Squabbling, We Could Actually Make Housing More Available By Jim Vorel March 12, 2026 | 4:41pm