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• splinter What Is the Iran War Costing Us? How Does $1 Billion per Day Sound? By Jim Vorel April 3, 2026 | 12:02pm
• splinter Every Year, Human Beings Speak Fewer Words than They Used To, Study Suggests By Jim Vorel April 2, 2026 | 5:06pm
• splinter On One Hand, Eating Raw Cheese Might Kill You. But on the Other Hand ... Yum? By Jim Vorel April 2, 2026 | 4:19pm
• splinter Trump Prepares to Replace Pam Bondi With Someone Even Worse By Jim Vorel April 2, 2026 | 11:33am
• splinter ICE Warehouse Concentration Camps Put on Hold as DHS Corruption Spills Into Full View By Jim Vorel April 1, 2026 | 4:27pm
• splinter GOP Congressmen Won’t Pass the SAVE Act, so Trump Is Trying to Seize Control of Voting with Executive Orders Instead By Jim Vorel April 1, 2026 | 12:26pm
• splinter RFK Jr. Is An Underrated Contender for the Saddest Trump Flunky By Jim Vorel April 1, 2026 | 9:15am
• splinter So Wait, Our Army Helicopter Pilots Are Doing Unauthorized Missions for the Sake of Kid Rock Photo Ops? By Jim Vorel March 31, 2026 | 11:42am
• splinter I Hope You’re Ready to Spend Months in Jail After AI Facial Recognition Tools Frame You for a Crime By Jim Vorel March 30, 2026 | 2:52pm
• splinter Congressional GOP's Latest Brilliant Idea: Cutting Healthcare to Pay for the Iran War By Jim Vorel March 30, 2026 | 11:09am
• entertainment The 'Hatchet Granny' Who Waged a Crazed, But Totally Understandable War on Alcohol By Jim Vorel March 29, 2026 | 9:25am
• splinter First It Was Mini-Livers; Now Science Can Give You a Bonus Pancreas as Well? By Jim Vorel March 27, 2026 | 2:45pm
• splinter Chatbots Are Telling Their Users That Being an Asshole Is Just Fine By Jim Vorel March 27, 2026 | 12:21pm
• splinter A Maryland Homeowner Hired a Crew to Fix the Roof. Then They Reported the Crew to ICE. By Jim Vorel March 26, 2026 | 3:46pm
• splinter Prison Guards Were Googling Jeffrey Epstein Just Before He Was Found Dead, Files Say By Jim Vorel March 26, 2026 | 1:13pm
• splinter Jack Smith Was Building a Case That Trump Stole Classified Documents for His Own Business Interests By Jim Vorel March 25, 2026 | 4:19pm
• splinter Meta Is Looking at Billions in Fines as the Company's Home Becomes the Courtroom By Jim Vorel March 25, 2026 | 1:13pm