Chris Brown Left a Lame Emoji Comment on Rihanna's Crop Over Photo and Now Drake's Involved 

By Hannah Gold  |  August 9, 2017 | 12:00am
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Sometimes you’re walking down the street, just minding your own business, drinking a coffee in one hand and clutching your phone for dear life in the other, when suddenly a notification hits your device announcing an ex you haven’t been in touch with in years just liked a picture you posted of your cat trying to eat a hamburger. You wonder: Is he relating more to the cat, or to the hamburger? Did his finger crash into his phone by accident? Is our relationship fun now? Am I having fun now? Relax, this sort of thing happens to everyone, even Rihanna, and it isn’t worth stressing over.

Chris Brown posted a side-eyeing-eyeballs emoji on Rihanna’s smoldering Instagram pic from the Crop Over festival on Tuesday, indicating he’s still attracted to her. It’s what happens when men have two eyes, a wifi password, and no boundaries.

Then Drake got inserted into this story when a source told Hollywood Life on Tuesday that the rapper feels Brown’s comment was “sad and desperate,” which he is so not, and, furthermore,“Drake feels it is time for Chris to grow up and move on from Rihanna. Drake is very protective and has a lot of love for her even though he is not with Rihanna.” Oh whatever, where’s my eye-roll emoji.

[Us Weekly / Hollywood Life]

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